My killer review of the Apple Watch

Patrick Bateman is a New York-based hedge fund manager. I’m trying to enjoy my new Apple Watch Edition but Evelyn, my so-called fiancée, keeps buzzing me with Facebook messages. Something about Terry Richardson. I focus on the black leather, the 18-carat yellow gold, the way it looks on my tanned wrist. I appreciate that it is wipe clean. I ask Siri to dictate a message: Paul Allen is out of town for a few days. Siri, I say, play Sussudio. I live in New York by Gehry on 8 Spruce Street on the 35th floor. My name is Patrick Bateman.…



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